For a while, Dilbert.com offered a "mashup" function. You took one comic strip and replaced the text on the third panel with your own text. I did some of these, for the greater glory of Tolkien.
For a while, Dilbert.com offered a "mashup" function. You took one comic strip and replaced the text on the third panel with your own text. I did some of these, for the greater glory of Tolkien.
Painting. Surrealist neo-realism. Oil, pipeweed and soy sauce on canvas. "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!"
A meme template of a J.R.R. Tolkien with a very wide grin.
Teaching Tolkien's truths to the children!
J.R.R. Tolkien rides the T-Rex and attacks the heretic who is waving a Twilight book!
Toolkien - useful in all situations!
I once started to write this as a regular comic strip. I intended to sell it to the New York Times for printing. Unfortunately, when I presented my first three strips there, they beat me with a zucchini and threw me out. So I put the project on hold. Anyway, here are strips 1 through 3.
I took this photo of a dangerous Tolknado at a party in Hollywood. The Tolknado, a harsh weather condition of great destructive power, spontaneously forms over large aggregations of Peter Jackson.
Is it a good, difficult or bad day to read Tolkien?
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A comprehensive collection of short truths from J.R.R. Tolkien's life, and the many wonders and miracles he bestowed upon the world. Put together and published here for the first time!
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