Five thousand elephants
Put on white underpants
They didn't fit so well
And off their butts they fell.

Five thousand elephants
Lacked any human hands
To cover nudishness
In lands of prudishness.

Five thousand elephants
Naked on both their ends
Were busted by police
For lack of underpiece.

Grey and big elephants
Numbering fiv-ish grands
Five yards from heads to tail
Now clutter up the jail.

Judge had some common sense
And said in their defence:
"This is stupidity!"
And then he set them free.