My version of Dante's Inferno, Tolkien-style.
Stories
Finally, I can reveal the truth about how Tolkien found the inspiration for all the character names in "Lord of the Rings"!
A horrible horror story about the birth of J.R.R. Tolkien, and strange footsteps in the night...
An amusing and light-hearted collaborative story for children, to teach them in simple language how how horrible their punishment will be when they desecrate Tolkien.
How a fateful meeting with Christopher Tolkien changed the life of my good friend Prof. Dr. Justin Bieber.
The Thirty-Six Lessons, the earliest texts that foretell the coming of Tolkien, were written about 14,000 B.C. in an extremely obscure and archaic dialect of Proto-Atlantean. In 1951, fragments on coral-encrusted parchments were recovered from the library of the sunken continent Mu by Jacques-Yves Cousteau. I have now started the difficult task to translate them for the first time. So far, only two sermons are completed.
What happened when customers asked for knowledge in the supermarket!
How ten identical J.R.R. Tolkiens came to a greengrocer and attempted to buy zucchini.
How J.R.R. Tolkien came up with the idea of a "balrog" for his novels, because of curry paste.
How J.R.R. Tolkien's ghost saved a writer from the certain end of his career, using butter.
When a mysterious Klingon comes to J.R.R. Tolkien's house, he is quick to find the answer to this puzzle!
When Dr. Jacques Tolkienbookhaver sat down at his breakfast table after a movie marathon, he was in for a most unpleasant surprise!
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23 July 2015
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07 July 2015
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Tolkien A-ZA comprehensive collection of short truths from J.R.R. Tolkien's life, and the many wonders and miracles he bestowed upon the world. Put together and published here for the first time!
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